your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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