Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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