in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
Randomize
