Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I can't put those talents on a resume
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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