sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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