She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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