Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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