I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
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he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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