i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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