You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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