Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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