Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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