i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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