its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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