just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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