you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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