Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
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