So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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