it wasn't lemon gatorade
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
God I need to hump something, right now.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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