i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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