Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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