do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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