Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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