Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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