Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
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