maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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