I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Randomize