Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
my god I love twenty year old dicks
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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