question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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