Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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