let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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