Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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