Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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