Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
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She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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