Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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