Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Randomize
