K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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