he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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