just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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