i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Someone shattered a urinal.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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