its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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