Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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