glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
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