Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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