Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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