So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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