like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
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