Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
can u get pink eye on your cock?
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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