It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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