You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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