so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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