I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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