and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
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