I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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