You're a womanizer and a bitch.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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